Maybe the court is going overboard...

Whoa whoa, but Dinesh D’Souza (now pardoned) says that Democrats are the real racists. He’s made documentaries about it.

I’m an unemotional SOB that can detach myself from anything to do with feelings but this article made me want to cry.

There isn’t enough money in this world to turn me into a pediatric oncologist.

Really puts things into perspective. Brave kid.

COTD

The colonizer/gentrified “discovered " the topiary dog.

I drove my stick shift car the entire way and back from Virginia to Ontario (13 hours there, about 11 back) last summer. My friend is a good stick driver, but I just don’t want someone else driving my car at all if I can help it. Especially friends, should something happen like an accident. I don’t want a friend being…

You think I’d let a friend drive my Jeep?

He has occasional specials. I think there was one in West Virginia last night about bringing back coal.

Any time anyone asks me why I like driving stick so much, I tell them my wife’s vibrator is faster and more efficient too, but sometimes I just like to be involved.

I love that most of them were women. That’s awesome. 

You shut your whore mouth! 

One of the silliest but coolest things when I bought my Focus RS was getting the surprise ownership package in the mail a week later with various toys including a desktop version of the shift knob from the car. Nothing that I had read prior to buying it gave me any indication that was going to happen. Not exactly the…

Cats interpret things in different ways. High pitched noises do catch their attention, but more importantly, they’ll spend their first few months with you attempting to communicate and will respond visually far better than aurally. I’ve got one cat who comes anytime I say her name and wave. My male cat will come when…

So, she is teaching you sign language?

I’m pretty sure my cats think their names are *noise of treat bag opening*

I currently have three cats, and two will come when called. Alphonse, (usually referred to as “Alfie”, “Fuzz-Butt”, or “Alfie-opteryx”) will even come if I just pat my leg.
Momo, (aka “MomoRaptor” or “Momo-chan”) is a teeny bit co-dependant, so it’s rare for him not to hanging out next to either me or my fiance.
Lily,…

Cats will come when called if they feel like it. They’re cats.

The sound of a can opening is the cats’ calling in my place.