It’s really the international thing. Sending a text internationally costs money. I have used iMessage to do a group chat but it does have its quirks.

Oh I don’t know. It might have. But the last I heard he is just saying that he can’t give updates because of the libruls!

No  doubt!

I haven’t heard of this but it doesn’t surprise me in the least.

Apparently they don’t come cheap either.

Boat you say? I’m not even going to look because I can see it now. LE SIGH!

I think I read that they acknowledged that this would only be a start and they SAID that they got permission to build on private border land.

Good point! He has a shining example in the white house right now. LEt’s see how that turns out.

This is probably the most logical conclusion.

I wondered about that too. I know these people don’t belong to brain trusts but come on.

I guess. But there is a little thing called being indicted for fraud that could be considered a thing. That was what was on my mind at least.

If this was/is a scam, how exactly did this right-wing doofus imagine this was all going to go down?

He should have put “grab ‘em by the pussy.” Surely that would have been a-ok, no?

Sigh! I’m just a fuckup I guess. Thanks for the assist. 

YOu know what will fix this problem? A tax cut!

apparently not.

This is what I imagine. Either he is lying to himself or to us. 

And, CNN reports, while Baker deleted the offensive tweet, he tried to pull a Jedi mind trick, saying the racist connotations had not occurred to him because his “mind [is] not diseased.”

For years, we have watched the third-funniest King of Comedy (which I think makes him a duke of comedy ... or maybe a viceroy of comedy)

BOOM!