NO ONE COULD BLAME YOU
FOR WALKING AWAY
BUT TOO MUCH PROTECTION, UH-HUH
NO LOVE INJECTION-NAH-NAH-NAH

I find it really offensive that this floppy-armed clown desecrates Bowie's memory, and then Harry Styles molests what's left of it with a bunch of knock-off Bowie songs.

I want to see Jimmy Fallon skullfucked by elephants, who then proceed to piss on him as he tries to -

Yeah, it just sounds like everything on the radio 40 years ago.

Technically, Yoda could have a vagina. We've never seen his tiny green tackle.

Why read a book when you can burn one?

Eh, sounds less like Nazis, and more like immature assholes.

Only ignorant snobs dismiss genre writers as inferior to "literary" writers.

It's getting really ridiculous. People trip over each other to be the most offended/progressive.

This is making my Memberberries tingle.

He seems nice enough, but he is blander and whiter than Wonderbread.

Still haven't forgiven them for Cameron Esposito.

Oh, I'll have to rewatch the series so I know to be properly offended.

Eh, I'll always prefer Lou Reed.

People are complicated and horrible. I can accept John Lennon & Chuck Berry's contributions to music without deifying them. Wagner wrote some pretty great tunes, but he was a racist fuckstick. I love Roald Dahl's work, but he was an anti-semite womanizer. And, as Chapelle pointed out in his recent special, yes, that…

Eh, this is a pretty bad episode, I think. The drug Josh happened to give Quentin happened to bring him to the exact same location as Julia's shade? Unless it's Reynard in disguise or something, I find the convenience of all of this shit to be irritating.

Adult Baby Mitch McConnell?

Because I'm short and Jewish.

Is that the male Milla Jovovich?

Reminds me of my home videos where I'm interacting with my father!