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…The torch explodes and everybody burns.

Danny-Boy better not dig too deeply. He may not like what he finds…
#ILLUMINATISACRIFICECONSPIRACY #TINFOIL

A+ sarcasm.

I wasn't there long enough to have a lot of stories. Superstorm Sandy hit, I fell down some stairs and broke a leg, and was out of commission for a while.

No, this was after they'd moved to Long Island City.

I worked for Troma briefly. On my first day a pipe exploded in the basement and I spent the whole day with my fist in the pipe to keep the place from flooding until a repairman came.

It's like the Four Yorkshire Men sketch.

MANS ARE UNDERPRIVILEGED!!! #FREEMANS

They want us to like Dany because they like Dany. I've always found Dany obnoxious. People always talk about Briene being a Mary Sue, but really, Dany is the ultimate Mary Sue.

Notice in all of the big reunion scenes - Theon/Yara, Sansa/Jon, Margery/Loras - it's a powerful female/doubting, weakened male dynamic. OMG GUYS FEMINIST CONSPIRACY!!!!111111

TACO BELL - the number one choice for people just emerging from a medically induced coma!

The Goonies. I hate that movie. The only good thing about it is Anne Ramsay. Everything about it is typical post-Young Sherlock Holmes Chris Columbus saccharine tripe. The child acting is awful, the kid from Indiana Jones is offensive, the scene with the wishing well makes me physically ill. Actually, in all fairness,…

Why even report this? It's just a sad reminder.

What, is there something wrong with my response, or is there an over-abundance of irrational people?

Obviously, no rational person is opposed to having a gay princess in a Disney film. However, they need a good story built around it. I don't like the idea of it just being a 'We're so progressive' gimmick.

It was a misspelling! I meant kindly aged fishermen.

THERE'S SEMAN ALL OVER IT!!!

But who killed it?! Was it CBS, was it poor ratings? Let's investigate!
CSI: CANCELLATION

Hey, Ernest Scared Stupid is a benchmark of B-Movie stupidity! I just want the trolls to spout pseudo-philosophy.