This guy is an awful writer.

Yes, AV Club, please keep reporting about things that might happen.

Um, this is Alice Cooper's band. Johnny Depp is just in it.

No, I worked on the show.

#BRING BACK BRICKLEBERRY said nobody ever.

"With the exception of an early scene featuring a group of magicians
being tortured, there’s no sensual element to the character at all."

Kids, get on tumblr, John Stewart is #racist #hatesblackpeople #blacklivesmatter #selfie

How many of them regret it?

How is something that might happen news?

I always hated these fucking books. They were so god damned boring. So were The Magic Treehouse books.

So if I get a degree in comedy, I graduate and become the next George Carlin, right? That's how this works?

Millions of dumb people.

I hope he dies screaming.

It's like watching them tear down Saddam's statue all over again.

He's not funny. F-.

Did he kidnap children and stuff them in his oversized pants?

Ugh, can Ansari just go away please?

We can't let Hannibal become 2015's Deadwood, damn it.

Well, Bob and Carroll Spinney. And both of those guys are in their early eighties.

He was driving with metachlorian levels well beyond the legal limits.