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ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON
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I remember being 11 when this movie came out, getting excited to see it because the trailers made it look cool and my friends all seemed to love it, then being wildly disappointed because it sucked and is an awful film we should all try to forget ever happened.

THERE'S SO MANY ANTS IN MY EYES

Can we officially re-rule David Carradine's death a squanching accident?

ALSO I CAN'T FEEL, DID I MENTION THAT?

"I got my own SWEATSHOP nigga GOD DAMN!
I got these bitches workin' sixteen hours STRAIGHT!"

"I got my own SWEATSHOP nigga GOD DAMN!
I got these bitches workin' sixteen hours STRAIGHT!"