"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

"I thought of all the things I wanted from a partner and became that person myself."

This is something I'm slowly realizing. My life dream was to be married to a great guy with an amazing career and I'd just take care of him. That was it. All I wanted. And then at 30 and a failed 9 year relationship I realized that it wasn't going to happen. So I went to grad school and started doing the types of…

Good for her. I don't share most of her criteria for a mate (actually, I think our only overlapping ones are "brilliant" and "makes me laugh"), but she probably doesn't care about some things that I think are crucial.

There are so many bands I feel this way about, but I think blink-182 really tops that list. It's hard to grow up and realize most/all the bands you loved in your youth are actually shit, but thankfully that doesn't obligate you to hate them. Music is a powerful thing and I can still lie down and listen to songs from…

Blink 182 captured what it's like to be a 13-14 year old boy better than any band in history. I can put on any one of their albums up through take off your pants and jacket (get it!) and immediately be transported back to a time when sex was something I joked about with my friends but was desperately afraid of having.…

the Smashing Pumpkins were my Blink-182. So many feelings.

OMG what the hell is that??

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

1. my fave Maher quote: "The only person who got fired over 9/11 was me." He got canned from his ABC show "Politically Incorrect" for saying on the air that, whatever else you wanted to say about the 19 hijackers, they were not cowards.

You would do the same if you had a dog that fluffy, Rebecca. Don't blame our fearless leaders for this one.

LOL weed does nothing for me save give me cotton mouth and make me paranoid. Give me all the opioids!

Euthanizing the elderly would save money too, but when it comes to what's morally right, money shouldn't be a concern. As a civilized society we must protect living beings who can't take care and protect themselves.

"They accuse me of being a terrible person, but won't elaborate about exactly what I've done. Well, sometimes they do, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me."

What has humanity come to. In the past we admired warriors for surviving wars and conquering land. Now we admire fat fucks for pretending to be other fat fucks.

Damn his voice is close.