It could - maybe - be a tik-tok
FilthyWhore
thefilthywhore
He was just a misunderstood kid!
So you’re saying she’s single.
This pudgy, sweaty, bespectacled internet commenter will finally take his shot!
Sounds accurate.
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And, hoo boy, that ain’t gonna be milk in those milkshakes.
The only version I’ve seen is the full-porn edit. I don’t even really remember what it’s about. I mean other than an apparently notoriously horny emperor. There’s a really long blowjob IIRC.
The maniac has left the mansion.
Yeaaaah, editing your post gets messy when you're trying to dodge 50 pop up ads on mobile.
“I know I’ve watched them recycle the exact same plot over almost ten years of television, but I’d sure watch it some more!”
Oh Allen’s just talking about a reboot so he can rant about “woke Hollywood” when it inevitably doesn’t happen.
The reboot worked for Full House, and I would say Home Improvement was a little better than that in the silly family sitcom department.
Yes, the second movie is Heart of Megalopolis, A Filmmakers Disaster.
The secret is that the knighthood stuff is all just made-up LARPing. You can start your own club (with blackjack and hookers) that issues knighthoods!
This morning when there didn’t seem to be a comments section I thought it was a sorry way for the AV Club comments section to go out. If this happens to be a short-lived reprieve, I just want to say it’s been a fun ride from finding the AV Club in a corner on the Onion’s web page, through whatever was before Disqus,…
“I’m Wilford Brimley, and I’ve had black lung for about 20 years now. I use Liberty Medical for all my black lung testing supplies.”
Username does not check out.
In other news, Kanye West wants to be called Noah A. McGee.
Ccorrect. The creator is directly ommentating on his fanbase, one of the most legendary burns thats ever been.
Ah yes, that takes me back to the days when Starburst had to change their slogan due to the OJ Simpsons trial.
https://www.theonion.com/city-councilman-unearths-magical-zoning-amulet-1819567998