Forty plus years of slash fics suddenly snap into focus. I see it now.

I’m a bit sick of the routine at the cantina. Every night they just throw jizz in your face.

Han came first. 

Don’t worry. Like most anime, each episode average a total of six minutes of actual episode and sixteen minutes of opening and closing credits, “previously on”, “next time on”, and flashbacks, making for 1-2 hours of content per season.

What is he, some kind of friutcake?

Finally AV Club’s using their power of writing about a video but not posting it for good.

Wouldn’t people who need to go out to work appreciate the vaccine even more? It keeps people healthy and able to circulate so that they can continue on with life as normal, as opposed to everyone being sick and locked down.

i always found he had a sweetness and humanity behind the edgelord crap, it’s just that you needed to listen to hours of him to get there. he’s also, deep down, a colossal nerd.

What the fuck? “Don’t talk about how much you love your wife in case your ex hears” is certainly a take, I guess, especially from a man who has never married. Strong incel energy to be honest.

Since we are into misspelling his name anyway here, just call him Jonathan Fartzen.

But wouldn’t Martin have to actually publish something first?

Now entering my second decade of never knowing which one is Busy and which one is Bijou. 

Worked for the Beatles. Remember the ‘Paul Is Gay’ conundrum of ‘69? It’s all over the album covers!

Feelin’ horn-nay!

Sure, Jann.

I’m not defending either account, but bear in mind that there were multiple takes and you’re only seeing one of them. So while her entire account certainly sounds very specious, this is not proof that it’s entirely false.

It’s always the person you least suspect. Here, Brand is the person you most suspect, which makes you think you shouldn’t suspect him, which makes him the person you least suspect.

Not only “if she says NO, it means NO”, but if she hasn’t said yes, or isn’t in a state to understand yes or no, then the status is NO.

He expressed a desire to sleep with her and sent her a picture of a man with several penises in his mouth, 14 times.

The fact that Tyler didn’t permanently blow out his vocal cords decades ago is already pretty amazing.