So what you’re saying is that Bill Cosby “Himself” would be on this list if not for Bill Cosby himself.  

Set fire to executives, you say? On it!

This is the same reasoning as people who complain about paying Capital Gains Taxes.  It is amazing how often I have to remind people that taxes on gains are better than tax breaks on losses.

Fire some never working ‘executives’ and really start saving money.

It’s like John Tesh and Michael Bolton stepped into Seth Brundle’s teleportation machine.

Bay is the better musician, Tesh is the better filmmaker.

The AMPTP is eventually going to cave, and then movies and TV will be back, and then nobody’s going to think “the jerk who threw something at someone” is cool anymore.

To be fair, I also have $8,000 AND my dignity.

OH WOW THANKS HOW BIG OF YOU

Being a grown adult that feels threatened by Barbie must be wild

#releasethefartoperacut

Obviously not sure yet if it applies to this story, but still: If you have thoughts of suicide or self-harm, don’t act on them. No matter what country you’re in, there is free help available and things will get better. I’ve been close one or two times myself and am glad I didn’t do it.

Someone told me he looks like a open take out box from a Chinese restaurant and I can’t not see it now.

Elon Musk is a guy who can afford abdominal liposuction and mammoplasty. Unfortunately, fat gets stored in places other than around your waist.

What’s going on in that photo? His chest is large, but his stomach isn’t also bulging out - is he sucking in his gut? He looks like that Rob Liefeld drawing of Captain America.

What I see is a goddamn superhero

Ugh, my niece married a Big-Time, small city banker and when they aren’t facebooking their kids on horseback and chatting with the Players on the ice hockey rink they are worshipping their gurus at a Crossfit gym. I go cold when I see photos of the place. There’s a huge banner that says “Punish Your Weakness.”
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Elon: “Tesla employees who have time for exercise are clearly not working hard enough, and will be immediately terminated.”

Yikes, unfollowing now. I was a big fan of his work building a civilization-destroying bomb, I had no idea he had quoted the Mahabharata during sex.