Oh, for a Will Harris Random Roles with James Hong.

Kinda fun to see someone with Fuck You Money actually saying “fuck you.”  Over $200 million.

I like to imagine Jim going over to Scott’s house and asking him “Why can’t you be nermal” Without offering any smile. They just stare at each other. A tumbleweed bounces across one end of Scott’s living room to disappear into the other end. Finally Jim breaks and excuses himself. He gets into his Odie shaped van and…

Bill Watterson has opinions on players that kneel before Calvinball

I purchased the James Bonding pigeon double-take t shirt myself.  I’m sick that way. 

I would strongly be in favor of both plus taking out the kazoo sound effect from the Man with the Golden Gun car stunt.

Davis is currently in hiding after publishing his controversial manifesto, “I Like Naps.”

Oh my God, this totally reminds me of this time we decided we needed to throw an intervention for our coworker Mark. Then Kate told us that we should do it at her house. We initially demurred, saying that it was too far, but she insisted. Saying it was a total party house, and it would therefore be the perfect…

“I’d advise people to stay away from spiders.”

Odie-ous. Sadly, this kind of thing has become the new Nermal.

It would have been funny if Garfield wasn’t published on Mondays. Although any Garfield comic not published is funnier than one that is.

We can only imagine.

Ok you get a star.

Kubrick came up with the ending to A.I. Also, if you think it was sentimental, you either didn’t understand it, or have a screwed up notion of sentimentality.

I remember stumbling across Heavy Metal and Fritz the Cat on TV late at night as a kid. I loved Heavy Metal; Fritz the Cat not so much. Fritz’s use of crows as stand-ins for black people (I’m a practicing black person myself) did help crystallize what I’d found vaguely uncomfortable about the crows in Dumbo but lacked…

Paul Schrader made a sequel? Hell yeah!  I prefer the original but Paul’s remake is pretty good even if it lacks any of the subtlety. Plus it’s got that sick David Bowie song, Natassja Kinski, and my dude Ed Begley Jr. getting his arm ripped off. Good shit!

It’s out already!?!?! I still haven’t see the butthole cut

On Pandora they are called milli’pedes