It’s rare, but some theaters are actually set up so being in the front row doesn’t mean craning your neck or looking side-to-side, and it’s great. I used to be a middle-to-back-seater, but the fourth row at my local repertory fills my vision just perfectly.

I’ve returned my tickets every time I’ve walked into a movie to find out only the seats close to the screen were available. 

And using “Hollywood accounting”, it’s projected to never make a profit.

It’s actually made over 630 million doll hairs.

You mean like a contractor’s estimate? Those are always quite reliable.

+1

How ironic that in one week, two reboots were renewed and Reboot was cancelled.

The real world’s filled with double standards, why not the Mario World?

But Wario is a bad guy. A fat, bad guy! A fat, bad guy with a crooked mustache! Anyone who looks like Wario shouldn’t be allowed on the ride!

“We’re also banning ... whatever’s going on with Waluigi.”

And then the people responsible for firing them should be fired.

“Moustaches...must-a be no wider than four inches?!”

Cool story bro.

Paramount+ feat. Showtime and Silkk the Shocker. FTFY. 

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1. Some username/comment synergy there.
2. IN!

Paramount 2: Electric Bugaloo

Paramount + Cult Jam (with Full Force)

It’s mostly that by the ‘00s or so pretty much all romcoms were hackneyed and boring.