thefilthywhore
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Why would they make more movies in a series that already has too many bad movies? 

I wish it was a movie by Christopher Nolan where Cillian Murphy is playing a kangaroo.

“Lynda”? Lynda McCyrtny?

I was gonna say that even if they’re not as bad as in Jaws, real sharks are probably still a tad too dangerous for this to work. But then again Orcas are pretty dangerous predators too, so who knows

Or a Tractor Supply commercial. 

...and together they use the Ark of the Covenant to end the Holocaust and help the shark get back to its home planet?

Yeah, he needs a bit of Vince Guaraldi on the old soundtrack.

Gordon: You call this a fair trial?

Wait wait wait. Is THAT why I am seeing so much Carhartt on the subway now? I owned some long shirts and a hoodie, but I see people wearing outerwear more frequently lately. I could just be losing my mind, but a show creating an uptick in popularity for a brand of clothing is not unreasonable.

I keep hearing that it's not wet enough!

You talkin' Carson?

I love that it has that check tweed that Four and Seven also sported. It’s a very Doctor outfit.

She should jump on it now, become the face of filling your britches. All “Hi, I’m Sharon Osbourne. Every year thousands of celebrities get high and pack a hot lunch in their underpants. Won’t you help?”

I wonder if one of the reasons Craig’s Bond is so divisive isn’t just the quality of the movies, but the sense fans had that this is a guy who wasn’t 100% committed to the character.

Typically whenever medical emergency is put in quotes like that it means the person has crapped their pants. e.g.- "I had a 'medical emergency' one time after eating a dozen really juicy wings."

True. But dignity was never really their strong suit.

Eh, whatever. The important question is whether Jessie, James, and Meowth will still be hanging around.

Don’t do this.

BIZARRO ZAZLAV!!!