Hark a Vagrant had a series of comics about Dumb Watson and Gay Watson, but I don’t think Lactating Watson was covered.

...there might be some professional reviewer, somewhere, who’s out there gestating slowly on their “Actually, it’s very good!” take...

That’s a sentence I never thought I would read

An F! A glorious F! It’s a Christmas miracle! Thank you, St. Ignatiy! Thank you for the amount and depth of film and literary history to a pan of economics-driven filmic shovelware! I didn’t expect to learn about the provenance of Sherlock Holmes adaptations and original texts. 

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Sissy Spacek’s address*

So: Ten years ago, an AV Club staff writer filed her final column for the year, making fun of a stupid TV commercial; this prompted a commenter to share two very personal stories and led to other commenters sharing as well. The writer has left, the column is long gone, the commercial no longer airs and the commenter…

So I saw all these usernames from the before time, in the long long ago before the Kinja-ing and got depressed at what's become of the community here. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Bambi vs. Predator.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

It’s German for “The Bambi’s Mother, The”.

Politics Corner - ‘Obamacare’ in Peril edition. The ACA was upheld with Chief Justice Roberts as the swing vote. The challenge was about the individual mandate that incentivized people to buy plans by making them pay a penalty for staying uninsured. Roberts ruled that the mandate was a tax, and therefore fell under…

As someone who suffers from BPD so has some insight I suggest you do some research before you start flapping your gums about something you know nothing about

let’s keep in mind that applying logic to to the actions of those who suffer from serious mental illness issues is fucking stupid.

Sounds more like IBS.

Happily, none of my shits were Beer Shits, although at this stage in the game I would risk that agony for the notoriety.

Tonight, the part of Terry Crews will be played by....Terry Crews

This article was worth it just for that recirc / related links gag at the bottom. Well played, AV Club.

I’m not really sure what to make of this. What do you gain from sneaking your pudding-filled banana-hammock into somebody’s food order?

As in his life, I hear that in death, he’ll be buried in pussy.

He also helps out a pig