I’m genuinely impressed he made it all the way through. I’m even more impressed that he flat-out drank some of the sauces.

As long as there’s a scene where she parks in a lot with “Free Parking” and becomes obscenely rich somehow, I’m in.

Jonathan: Dude, if you don’t make Oppenheimer, I’m going to kick your fucking ass.

I hope this story will get the ball rolling on a G-rated version of Caligula that the entire family can enjoy!

*with a mouth full of garlic-flavored circus peanuts while lifting a cheek to fart* You wait your turn.

According to IMDB, Caligula is primarily about a Roman emperor who receives a really long blowjob.

Now That’s What I Call Me

Deep cut.

I’m seein’ double! FOUR Michael Pitts!

I love that there are people on this planet who have thoroughly digested all 8 seasons of fucking Home Improvement and want to continue the adventure.

I just don’t understand how an enormously successful film director from the UK gets knighted before me, even though I’m an American who’s accomplished nothing and is, by most accounts, a burden on society.

I can understand why they got rid of it, but I miss that pre-Disqus commenting system. It was amazing for one-off gimmick posts because it allowed you to post as a guest with any name of your choosing, no registration required.

Scarlett Johansson plays Tiffany Nedry, the heretofore never mentioned sister of programmer/vending machine patron Dennis Nedry who seeks to avenge his death for some reason.

...1986 HBO movie Act Of Vengeance, which was based on the same story and starred Charles Bronson as Jock Yablonski and Wilford Brimley as Tony Boyle. A young Keanu Reeves was also in it!

Pattie Boyd sells collection, including George Harrison, Eric Clapton love letters, for over $3 million

First, he’s crying over Asuka’s comatose body, rips open her shirt, and then his hand is covered in splooge?

Well, I sincerely hope there comes a time when I can say (without any hint of irony): “Oh damn man, now I’m missing the new Barnaby Jones!”

Kevin Bacon: You told me there’d be bacon served at this prom! Well, fuck this! *storms out*

Now this I like.

They changed it back when he was acquitted.