Maybe if they had called their movie “Super Beast Super: Super” or something it would’ve done better.

Can we somehow request Batgirl from The Library of Congress as well?

So happy Single Female Lawyer might be coming back!

He was also in an early episode of Pete & Pete and was in the Super Mario Bros. movie.

Hijinks won’t ensue; it’s actually a chilling tale of conformity gone mad.

That’s... That’s ridiculous. Okay, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go, wai- I’ll go.

David Zaslav, his stupid reality shows, and his shitty-looking veneers can go to Hell.

To save money, the show will be filmed in Vancouver.

“We could call it ‘Bettering Ezra’!”

Warner and shitty mergers: name a more iconic duo.

Weird, I like to keep my Grammy in my unlocked, beat up ‘71 Ford Pinto with the keys still in the ignition and neither of them have ever been stolen.

I have to disagree, the last seven movies left me cold. I didn’t like it when they started focusing on stupid stuff like “cars” and “street racing” instead of the family.

It’s somewhat depressing that the biggest movie franchise of all-time has a very low batting average.

...I saw a report that said Zaslav got into a shouting match with other board members...

*Writes “mayo paper” down as a potential food invention*

Please, for the love of God, don’t cancel this. I don’t want to be denied Michael Keaton returning as Batman twice.

They missed an opportunity by not ending with

Pennyworth: The Origin of Batman’s Butler, Y’Know, Batman, the Crime Fighting Alter-Ego of Bruce Wayne, Who Saw His Parents Murdered in an Alley at a Young Age, Which Drove Him to Fight Crime ... Seriously, You Still Don’t Know Who Batman Is? Okay, Well, Bruce Wayne Was Born to Dr. Thomas and Martha Wayne...

Future Headline:

Josh Gad has sex with Q*Bert!