This is stupid. The Model S is now almost 8 years old. The Porsche JUST came out, costs a shit-ton more, and obviously BETTER be faster and have a nicer interior than a car that costs significantly less. If anything its sort of sad that they feel so compelled to do this test in the first place.

I fixed the title for you.

counterpoint: Canadian geese are trash, and need no help finding water.

You know what’s going to help you clean your teeth in prison?

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

It’s so simple. I can’t believe I didn’t see it before.

I heard the lack of rainbows in the game are a direct attack on the gay community.

Writing an emulator isn’t illegal, so you probably shouldn’t worry about it.

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.

The market around Bakken is small. The amount of oil being produced from the Bakken tight rock is big. That oil needs to be taken away to markets. It makes more sense to take away Bakken oil as a light crude and refine it at any market that wants it, then it does to refine the crude locally and takeaway individual…

I’ve said this time and time again, but let me reiterate: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE for whom paying in cash creates “pain” (other than the pain of figuring out what to do with change)?

Are we sure that’s a dummy behind the wheel? Has any of Elon’s enemies disappeared lately?

Ah. See, I genuinely wasn’t sure. Debit transactions tend to be quick, but credit transactions can take up to three business days. Both cost some money to perform transactions, but credit cards are so common these days that its usually just automatically built into the price.

We’re still talking about the Mastercard, right?