Meanwhile...

Your Copa América semifinalists:

I guess Rapist Sasquatch is an early favorite for Worst Mascot in the next Deadspin Awards.

I don’t think Audrey Hepburn would have had a Twitter account. Now, Katharine Hepburn, she would have been excellent on Twitter.

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

As a Cleveland fan just happy this is going to 7, I can at least take comfort that no one in C-Town is as much of a sore loser as the Currys.

Which is pretty consistent with NFL contracts meaning nothing. Seems like both sides can play the game.

I dunno, I think green and gold are more of a spring look

Anything else aside, exactly how many businesses do you think are set up along underpasses?

Ya man, fuck this. Those rocks ripped up my best bindle.
- Jim Tomsula.

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Those are terrible analogies. We know that there is a big causative relationship between implementing those things and the reduction of fatalities and serious injuries, and even knew there would be ahead of time. The creation of the TSA was essentially in response to one incident, so it would take a big leap of faith…

Please stop.

We didn’t have it for the majority of the history of U.S. commercial air travel.

I was 13.

GO GET HIM OBAMA

Good news! The parts of Alexander Hamilton’s life that involved radical Islam and FBI surveillance have been cut from the play as well.

What? Yes it is. I feel like I'm being gaslit by the entire world with everyone pretending this isn't an illegal pitch.