It’s funny, because at first the dads in my “group” seemed more progressive about parenting, but so often seem to be horrified at the idea of the same things their dads would have been. Like my wife does most of the cleaning because due to an old back injury i am limited, but I’m off at 5 or 6 and she works until 7,…

The Take 5, currently the best American candy bar money can buy, was released in 2004. Even if you don’t agree with my quality assessment, that should be considered “new” in candy years, I believe.

When will people learn that this is ALWAYS a bad question to ask women? I am 30, I DO want kids, so does my partner, but ha ha guess what: my lady bits are being an asshole about it. If the wrong person asks me about having kids on the wrong day, I will full on cry in their face. Don’t ask a personal question if you…

Congratulations!! Take care of yourself, get plenty of rest, and DON’T read any of the mommy blogs (now or ever!)

Congratulations!

$10 difference on an annual premium cost? I’d like to see the T-test results on this one.

“Hindsight is 20/20. In the Megyn Kelly situation, foresight was also 20/20. But the 20s are reversed because one is forward and one is backwards, if you understand. You might argue everyone saw this disaster coming, but that isn’t really true because I, to name one person, did not see it coming. We highly-paid…

I raised my kids not to swear until they were mid-to-late teens. Then I told them that it is not acceptable in mixed company, but among like-minded people, use it in moderation. Don’t become someone who can’t get through a sentence without ‘effin’ this’ or ‘effin’ that,’ because the potency of their cursing is lost.…

He does tweet at all hours of the day and night, even if not in this instance. Your original question is still solid - how does someone tasked with running tge most powerful country on Earth have time for such nonsense and pettiness? So much so that he seems to miss valuable sleep to tweet garbage into the void?

For those complaining about other people brushing their teeth in the office bathroom... would you rather we do it in the break room sink? At least I don’t clip my fucking nails at my desk - since apparently a high percentage of folks think this is totally normal.

People ARE animals. If you get your feathers ruffled with internet commenters comparing children to animals, you’re clearly just out looking for things to be offended by. Lighten up.

Also, should I post this four times?

Our Elf on the Shelf has transitioned over the years from a mission of“observe, report, and reward” to a mission of “spread gratitude, kindness, and love” (you know, spirit of the Holidays stuff). He still pops up in a different place every morning, but often with a small gift for the people in my kid’s lives that…

Hell, rich Americans go to developing countries to get cheaper healthcare.  Medical tourism.

How the fuck is baseball built on human suffering?

Jesus christ. I’m a white guy. Another white guy family member tried giving me the whole “democrats framed a good man” diatribe last week and I just shut that shit down immediately.

At a college football game last year, surrounded by mostly other white people, this chubby vanilla maga hat type sitting next to me…

about whether players could protest the anthem

Check the plates on the cars causing the problems - they’re probably Illinois drivers. Also avoid any car that has a JoyFM 99.1 sticker. We hates them, precious.

Except for working for that type of employer is completely optional for a person. Those type of policies are usually explained up front and if you think your drug use may cause you to fail, probably better to work somewhere else. If an employee wants to smoke joints on the weekend but works at a place that drug tests,…

I had a good laugh when they were referred to as cinema.

I’mna call bullshit on this “unless you are subtracting an ingredient” idea.