OK but the most terrifying part of this story is that your wife got pregnant with Baby #2 only four months after having #1...

We had chickens on our farm when I was growing up, and they are awful animals. They are noisy little shit factories undeserving of respect, unlike the other noisy shit factory animals which seemed somewhat worthy of respect. (Ducks are borderline.)

Seriously. There’s no problem with single parent households, there’s a problem with the lack of SUPPORT for single parent households. 

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

I’ve been in a similar situation to your brother, and uh, that “the courts were biased to mothers, I really tried” line is usually bullshit.

Only exception for me is a white girl who is truly interested in hair, I’m happy to talk to. I have a neighbor with curly hair and she’s all about the Black hair youtube videos. She used to ask me about my hair genuinely interested and I’d be happy to answer her questions. She did not treat me like a zoo animal or…

He should be thankful to the slaves that came before him. If they hadn’t been unbelievable stong he wouldn’t be here. I would never be able to live through slavery.

Or how he randomly was one of the Real Housewives’ contractors on an ep b/c that’s, I guess, what he does now?

This was my parents approach as well. Our punishment would never become their punishment too. My mother still gleefully tells a story about the time I drew all over the back of these kitchen chairs we had, and so she took my favorite toy and said, “You ruined something of mine now I’ll ruin something of yours” and she…

Brought their girlfriends to a bachelor party?  Wow.

I mean, it’s good and all, but as a lazy person, you really can’t beat being pleasured while you recline and relax.

I can’t stand Trump or the current government... but this Elon Musk outrage is so short sighted it is nauseating. He isn’t perfect and has made some silly recent tweets, but the guy is trying to revolutionize the vehicle industry so we can GET THE FUCK OFF FOSSIL FUEL! Not only that... Tesla has been heavily…

Sheed is a top 10 favorite Piston for me, but I’ll still never forgive him for leaving BSB to double Manu. I’ll never forget where I was when that happened. I almost cracked my head on the ceiling fan in my parents house from jumping up and down as he left for the double team.

I have become my mother. I watched the video and all I could think was how inappropriate/tacky it is to propose to someone without even putting a nice shirt on.

I was working security for Jordan’s “Ceiling is the Roof” speech... Also, since it was against Duke many of the old bball alum were there. During the 2nd half, I begged my supervisor to position me behind UNC’s bench for the completion of the game and I snagged a fist bump from, and talked to Sheed for a couple…

Anyone else concerned about Pete Davidson? No? Maybe? Ok thanx

In a meticulous scientific study done by me last weekend, using a carefully selected sample group, (i.e. me)- large amounts of alcohol makes you brilliant and desirable to all other people. This is currently being hotly debated by other observers who claim this study has serious flaws and erroneous conclusions. The…

This is dumb, but I can’t be mad. My outrage is earmarked for literal human atrocities unfolding at the border.

+1 for Michigander

As a Michigan refugee I always find myself using my hand to point to where I’m from, or a fellow Michigander will ask to point to where on their hand I’m from. It’s such a Michigan thing. I once saw a comedian in Minneapolis talking about driving through MI and saying “never ask for directions in Michigan, the first…