“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

I haven’t stepped foot in a walmart for 6 years. And that last walmart I stepped foot in I bought nothing - I had no choice but to go in because the person insisted on meeting there. When I got there, I told them I’m never meeting you in a walmart again - when they huffed and said, “you got something against good…

I’d definitely rate the above article as more important given that it’s report on a story that happened, rather than a self indulgent concern fantasy that doesn’t really even seem to end in a call for action.

Did I mention again the part where we were stupid drunk 18 year olds? We got silly, we asked questions, and again we never talked about it again. Because once we were sober 18 year olds again we realized that would be shitty to do, so kindly fuck off with the outrage.

Every now and then something oddball does manage to sneak in, like The Good Place last year (seriously, a show about dead people who believe they are in Heaven by mistake? It’s surprisingly good though). But what actually happens more frequently is a clump of copycat shows on a related theme, like fairytales (e.g.,…

Really! These are Midwestern, mostly Catholic students who are taking a stand for the LGBTQ+ community and others in a public forum celebrating their achievements but also a ceremony for their families, who have paid well over $100k for those opportunities. I’m so done with people blaming the youths for all things -…

Wait... white nationalists decided to protest with tiki-torches? So, we’re supposed to be buying into an ideology of the inherent superiority of white men who have to go out and buy torches from Walmart, which were probably manufactured in China and made off a design aesthetic that was appropriated from Polynesian…

I’d say no. Now I’m wondering... Reviewing the swearing in of Gerald Ford the answer would be no Trump’s attendance is not needed. If life is fair he will watch it on his beloved Fox News from a prison cell in Marion Illinois.

So as a white woman with very curly, dry hair, I’m relegated to Sauve even though hair care products marketed to black women give me a better result?

I consider myself to be the color of a lump of pizza dough that someone lightly baked. White, doughy, and oddly tan in certain spots.

I’m confused by the whole story, but refuse to watch the video to figure it out. “In the video, she pretends to give him a tattoo”

I presumed incest-gay, the most arthouse French film of all the sexuality subtypes.

True! I’ve been loving Grace and Frankie for a similar reason - the showrunners do an excellent job of dealing with issues of advancing age, which is like the third rail in entertainment in any media. Sam Waterston and Martin Sheen have ZERO sexual chemistry, bless their hearts, but they are warming up as the show…

I’m sorry Katy, those Chanel sunnies are ugly as fuck. Just because it’s Chanel and you can doesn’t mean you should.

Any pizza is a personal pan pizza if you believe in yourself. Keep living your best life. (No snark.)

WORD-although I think a lot of the designated plus-size suits have the same issue. They don’t have enough boob coverage, and the designers clearly don’t assume you intend to do anything remotely athletic in your swimsuit. Hello? Volleyball? Swimming? Hell, surfing? Remember this?

THIS SO MUCH

If you’ve been talking to him a year and he hasn’t hit on you and he hit you with the “busy at work” line he’s not into you in that way.

Actually, the author flavored the entire opening with politics. So no, they weren’t the first asshole to make it political.