My husband and I were very close with another family, our kids are similar in age and I became really tight with the mom. We went on vacation together once, and would spend nearly every weekend hanging out. Then the election happened. I always thought we were sort of like-minded, though I knew they were more…

Or he’s not interested in women and so he’ll happily have dinner with any dude. That’s also why if there’s alcohol he needs his wife by his side. To stop him from getting drunk and eatin’ up all the dick in the room.

A deep farmhouse sink is almost orgasmic to me.

What’s even lamer than a weed crown? Going to a massive, expensive concert event that’s sponsored by right-wing religious fanatics who actively work against the LGTBQ community and deny climate science.

I feel like people just do that for ornery older guests? A friend had a honyfund as the “real” registry but a few random items because her elderly family members looked askance at getting anything other than linens and kitchen gadgetry.

I hate china. I love travel. If someone paid for a nice holiday, I would be forever grateful.

I strongly suspect that he is gay.

Okay, I’m gonna say this one time:

Only tourists actually did this right? If I got in that cab you’d better believe I’d hop right back out. Ain’t no New Yorker got time for that.

I got arrested once (don’t worry about it) and the booking officer entered my name completely wrong. As in, a completely different last name.

That’s why I lobbied for my wife and I’s first couples’ song to be the seminal anthem of Detroit’s own DJ Assault, “Ass N Titties”.

MrPooslie & I danced to “head over feet” by Alanis (the unplugged version). it is pretty hard to find an appropriate love song that is not about a fucked up relationship!

I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO LONDON IN SEPTEMBER!!!!

I’m not in Eden to make friends...

#1, you keep the money, then you tell him to leave you alone with the caveat that the next time he contacts you, in any way, the police will be involved. The guys isnt a lonely nerd, or shy, the word is STALKER.

I hunt, fish, and watch sports, and I’m a liberal. I don’t drive a tank, though, because my dick is big enough.

I say not enough-- or at least she needs longer ones. Hardwood floors echo so much, with two sons that has to get noisy.

They say it’s easier to get a job once you have one and I found that to be true. I got a job, teaching as an adjunct, at the local community college and made it into a full time position. Then we moved :( Now I got a job doing something I’m ridiculously overqualified for but I help people, it pays the bills and I’ll…

Oh, and now that I am an Old, I can honestly say that for me, a good laughing fit rivals a good orgasm any time. Fortunately, I have access to both ;-)

My mom told me: “You’re going to change. He’s going to change. In 5, 10, 20 years, he will not be the person you married and vice versa. Don’t cling to what you thought you knew or were going to be.”