I really wish people could look at the decades of Hillary history from a place of neutrality. She’s such a fucking badass who has basically been seen through a haze of misogyny for decades. Of course she’s withdrawn now!

I guess he hasn’t gotten the memo that one could use computers to review 650K emails in some sort of automated fashion.

I work in reality tv, well I used to. Anything where money is exchanging hands is fake. Legal stuff. Container, pawn, this. Might have truth to it or behind it but not straight up documentary. Also if you ungray me I can tell you these things faster.

My French hairstylist scoffed at me because I dared to enter her salon wearing a black hair tie in my blonde hair. It was the strangest micro-criticism I’ve ever received.

Why is it disgusting? I would not mind if he came to my HBCU. I support his right to speak and if my campus said we would host any candidate who got 5% or more, then we would honor our word. Even if it is person we do not like or have the same views.

Why do they not give the moderators mic kill switches? Your mic is on when it is your turn to talk and if you won’t answer the question, it is turned off again.

Start telling her you plan to elope. Be really, really serious about it. Explain that you plan to use the money to pay for an awesome honeymoon instead.

By the time you actually do plan a wedding, she’ll be so happy you’re not eloping you’ll be able to do whatever you want. Or, alternately, you can always actually…

It’s been 10 years since Alpha Dog, and in the time since, Timberlake has tried hard to be a leading man in a variety of genres (In Time was sci-fi, Friends with Benefits was romcom, Runner Runner was an action thriller) to almost total viewer apathy.

Also, part of the fun of having friends from out of town over for a weekend is staying up drinking all night and the camaraderie of everyone waking up hung over together and deciding where to go get brunch to burn it off without everyone having to Uber to a hotel and then Uber again back immediately the next day.

Who knew that Kim was actually the intellectual Kardashian? In comparison to what the other Kardashians have been posting, her tweet is a like a treatise on being a celebrity in the moderne age.

Yeah. I knew almost all swear words by 7, although I knew I was too young to use them. Pretty sure my peers and I started using light swear words like “damn” and “hell” around 10-11. By 13 it was full-on “fuck you, you stupid ass bitch”. Now at 16 it’s “fucking fucksticks and their motherfucking bullshit need to go…

I never thought the thing that stopped me from talking about politics as an Americorps member would be used for something useful.

I think I remember that? Was it the kid hugging thread? Like I said to the other person I don’t get going somewhere and shitting all over everything and everyone. It’s just so weird to me.

She looks really good in that outfit. Those boobs were worth every penny.

I have a child but she was not planned and I never had a desire to be a mom. You can’t say that out loud though because apparently it means that you are a really shitty person.

Yes! And Millihelen! Do you think if we all buy enough Jez merch those sub blogs will come back?

I went to grad school with this really self-centered and manipulative woman who got married during the course of the program. How and why her very nice husband put up with her was a frequent topic of conversation in our cohort. She used to regularly offer me unsolicited (and completely crazy) relationship advice which…

This was wonderful and I miss I Thee Dread.

Also speaking as a hat I am incredibly offended/pissed off/embarrassed about this whole ordeal.

My wife is a sports medicine doctor who owns a clinic that treats runners. Nearly 20% of her clinic is kids from 11-14 who got injured and whose coaches had no idea what to do. These same kids often run privately with clubs and have multiple workouts and no one tracking pre puberty mileage. The girls are the first…