Nah, I think Fallon just really doesn’t give a shit and trying to take either one of them, or both of them, to task is too much work that he doesn’t want to do.

“Yeah man but, like, what if your woman didn’t leave you?”

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

So damn happy for Rami Malek, Tatiana Maslany (surprise!), and JLD. GoT is kind of a yawn for me at this point. I do so wish Outlander had been nominated for SOMETHING.

At least it wasn’t John “Slatternly.” That might be embarrassing.

Sometimes I wish that I prayed so that I could pray that this will become nothing more than an absurd Hitchhiker’s Guide-esque footnote.

It’s becoming very tense. Reasonable-minded modern people are having trouble understanding what the Heck is going on. There was an intensely illuminating story in the Atlantic about the demographic characteristics of Trump supporters, where a reporter and researcher studied the actual sociological characteristics of…

I have literal nightmares about it.

I was hoping it was a big splotch of his Grecian Formula: Willy Wonka Edition, but alas, it looks like it’s some kind of embroidery on the headrest.

so this is what ira looks like, cool.

By the way, you and your little mean girls club don’t run Jezebel, so either go start your own website or go fuck yourself because you aren’t in charge of this one. Stop acting like it.

It’s like movies. Foreign art films are fine every once in awhile, but honestly, I’m much more likely to end up happy after watching a superhero movie or rollicking comedy or some scifi... If that makes me pedestrian and vanilla, fine. I’d rather enjoy movies, and sex, than live up to some arbitrary trendy standard of…

I’m all for vanilla sex. I like warmth, cuddling, and not spending half the frigging night getting into leatherwear and strap ons. Half an hour tops, snuggles, TV.

Would she eat it for “brunching”,or as an after-dinner snack though is the question?

First hobby she listed is ‘brunching’.

How would I ever have known it was important to drink water if Nicole hadn’t told me how “crucial” it was to my “whole body health”?! Also I may be intellectually younger than all of these people because Nicole said she would eat literally anything and I immediately started a list of the grossest things I could think…

Nobody is body shaming Taylor Swift. Her body is the beauty standard, after all.

no. me too!

Pretty, colorful pens got me through all of my schooling. When I take notes, I draw diagrams and arrows from one idea to another and circles linked with other circles... all done in different colors. When taking a test, all I ever had to do was think about what the page looked like and it would appear in my head like…

we called that a “safety meeting”