OMG now that I’m imagining a ten year old folded outwards he’d have to have his legs on mom’s hips and his arms behind him around her neck and I’m dying laughing, because that’s straight up performance art.
Yeah, I got that a few times when I was younger: “where did you learn how to do THAT?” I don’t know, at the whorehouse where I was working when you picked me? Fuck you.
These are same man-child’s that say woman is both ice bitch...something like that...person who will not have sex, because women will not date them, but then say they are slut when man finds out woman have relationship.
I know they’ve made a solid effort to push the “kinder, gentler Hillary” narrative to appeal to men who are scared of an ambitious, aggressive woman, but I am so glad she pulled out this speech. We all know you are a shark, Madam Secretary, and we want to see you rip this nasty little goldfish to shreds.
I don’t understand people who don’t poop at work. I poop like 3 times. Obvs I don’t need this tea.
I will definitely give that a try. I just bought the Better than Sex mascara and it stayed on for two days, including through washing my face. (I had left my makeup remover at my house, and I was at the BF’s.) If the lip primer works even half as well, I’m sold! (And if it doesn’t, the return policy is pretty solid at…
I will definitely give that a try. I just bought the Better than Sex mascara and it stayed on for two days,…
BOBBY. Seriously. Please see this comment, I am really unnerved by that photo.
Yeah it’s kinda faintly bleachy
Yes! For some reason, it’s always really crappy packaged baked goods for me...maybe because I picked up my ED in college, and that was what was easily accessible.
Dude, just stop. You’ve dug an incredible hole here and you keep going.
I think I might just be varsity-level uptight, ‘cause I’m still stuck on the fact that he would even date someone with the same name as his sister, like can you imagine saying a sibling’s name during sex, ugh.
These Gawker refugees are obnoxious. Everyone of them thinks they are smart or funny. But they are all just the stupid assholes that your friend with low self esteem in college dated.
Since it was only placed on my finger a few weeks ago, they’re going to have to chop my “heart of the ocean” ring off my cold dead hands. That recruiter can suck it.
I want to get on board with this point of view, but it severely hampers my ability to be a smarmy dickhead to strangers on the internet.
I hate those sinks with the passion of a thousand suns. Give me a damn giant farmer’s sink where I can properly wash shit. Sinks should be big enough for baths.
First off: I’m a guy.
I would add “crush a man” to my to-do list for this weekend, but I prefer cowboy boots to 90s chunky heels and power pumps, which seem to be the only footwear appropriate for man-crushing. Dilemma!
We are not below sea level. We are over an hour from New Orleans. All of this peanut gallery commentary about how ppl shouldn’t live here is a ridiculous outrage. Yes global warming is a real problem, but guess what? People have been living here LONG before global warming studies emerged. Everyone should just leave?…
I’m 31 now, and I remember having a conversation with a college friend when we were both 25. She was like, “do you remember being a kid and thinking that 25 was SO OLD, and that you would DEFINITELY have all your shit together by then? Like, 100% solid career track, white picket fence house, dog, husband, etc.”