That would have been great, but a lot of people just will not show up to a party without a physical gift, so I understand it. At least wine is something which can be convivialy shared.

But your implication is that any depression or other mental illness they have is inherent in, and caused by, their being gay or trans. 99% of it is a reaction to societal homophobia and transphobia. Which you would realize if you’d ever dealt with either.

I think they just can’t recognize the feeling of actual parental love and turn it into “I guess we should have sex now? You do that next right?” It’s one thing if it’s accidental but if you know it should be obvious it’s a bad idea unless you are super messed up.

Yeah this seems like two sides of the same coin; she’s able to have a sexual relationship with someone she gave birth to and also put a relationship(particularly an inappropriate one—by law, even if she doesn’t see it that way) before the welfare of her other children. If someone is somehow unable to emotionally or…

I thought that was disgusting as well. She talks about the importance of love but she clearly doesn’t give a flying shit about the two young ones who were taken away...

It makes me really uncomfortable that nobody seems to be saying much about the fact that he’s so much younger and how that makes him extra vulnerable. Nineteen is technically an adult, but you’re still young an easy to take advantage of. Not you, but the conversation in general. I feel like people get blinded by the…

Of the reported cases I’ve heard of of parent-child GSA the kid never, NEVER had a happy childhood. They’re unhappy and searching for some kind of validation and their parent takes advantage of that. It’s sexual abuse.

Peterson says, “Honestly I never thought we would get into trouble for our relationship.”

Give him an ultimatum that in a year if he isn’t actually seriously looking for a job or employed you guys are at least going back to counseling if not donzo. In the meantime open up a seperate savings account and put every dollar you can scrape up in it so at least you have a net if you have to hire a lawyer.

Okay, just because it’s bugging me, those were not Cadillacs. The pink was one a 1953 Chevrolet Bel Air and the red one was a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air. I guess I’ll go wonder over to Jalopnik now..........

Because we witnessed the high divorce rates and all-around screw ups of our Baby Boomer parents, I think that as a generation we millenials are just more AWARE of everything. We are more self-aware, aware of inequality, prejudice, intolerance, environmental threats, etc. Also, the fact that the Recession fucked us…

Ladies, Trump’s suggestions suck, like the sucking pile of vortex suck he is. If you are being harassed at work do the following:

Nah, Pence couldn’t win, either. He’s like a three-day-old Romney donut that accidentally got left on the heater at the office, all withered and somehow even more colorless.

It is more like a hobby than a job. It is like buying a boat. It takes up all your time and money and sometimes, most of your friends happen to be other boat people cause non-boat people don’t get why you have to spend so much time on the damn boat. That is what parenting is like.

Ohmygod, I love you so much. Thank you so much to my sweet husband Chris. Something something my incredibly tight pussy. Fuck you, Sim. Thank you so much. I love you so much. Fuck you so much.

Plain bagel, man? If you can’t have everything, don’t even bother.

“Political correctness” has existed as long as humans have. There have always been people you didn’t dare disrespect. The only difference now is, more people are demanding their rightful respect. Boo hoo.

I use yogurt. Or, if it's close to payday, water. Cause I'm gangsta like the Wu-tang.

I used to be opposed to Brita pitchers, but then I moved to Indiana, where the tap water is ass. So now I Brita liberally.

Not only is it expensive, but it really shouldn’t be a daily go-to drink, unless you’re some freak of nature or 10 and under. As an adult, there are maybe two times I willingly buy milk: if I know I’m making fresh chocolate chip cookies(I never make fresh chocolate chip cookies), it’s needed for some recipe or…