Same here. And to be honest, I still wrestle with the fact that Annie Hall is one of my all time favorite movies, but I don’t try to justify loving that movie by saying “Well, I don’t know the people who made these allegations about him so I guess I can’t judge!” I just acknowledge that fact that horrible people can…

Over easy verging on over medium so the yolk is more gelatin-like as opposed to water-like. Habanero hot sauce upon plating. Bye.

im an anti gun, pro animal welfare liberal... but maybe someone should go out and shoot the dangerous pack of dogs that the city is ignoring? too late now.

I’ve noticed so many of these “Pregnancy Crisis Centers” popping up around me (SE Michigan). Now that I’m pregz i realllllly wanna go visit one and troll them when they try to spout “facts” at me.

I did not read beyond the first paragraph but I salute your dedication.

She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

Blac needs to go back and tell that bitch Paige to redo her index and middle finger on her right hand because that shit is borked and it’s really upsetting me.

Marlena, John, the 14 reincarnations of Stefano DeMeira...

My friend said I'd poop and not care but I really did. I also didn't like being naked and vulnerable. It was humiliating being that our of control. Everyone said I wouldn't care, but I really did. The whole thing pissed me off, but I did get a baby out of it, so....

As a polyapatheist, there’s a whole passel of books to ignore :)

me when im stoned and trying to be sassy to disguise the booming sound of me stomping my flat-footed ass through my apartment

But you know as well as I do that when people disregard “race, sex, or any other consideration” they hire white men. That’s what that language means. That’s what you’ve absorbed, whether you want to admit it or not. That’s how you fully justify all white male cabinets, boards, workplaces. That’s how you justify sexism…

I’ve heard he’s great at trivial pursuit!

I love that “experts claim” she’s 79 pounds. How do you become an expert in...whatever that skill is?

I worry about this even just with our friends. My husband and I are both abrasive and outspoken, especially to each other, and we’re crude and joke around a lot. Plus we are pretty open when it comes to sex, both duscussing it and having it (sometimes with other people). If everything we ever said in public about our…

That had not occurred to me but are you ever right. I wish I could star this x1000.

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

There is that, but as someone who has lost 6 family members to cancer, the agony of having to watch them die by inches, and worse, the agony THEY go through as they die, in no way makes it a preferable way to go.

I’m a pickles and chocolate person

PREACH. I rent in a high rise apartment building and it’s amazing. Toilet or sink clogged? Submit an online maintenance request. Light bulbs out? They replace them while I am at work. They replaced the batteries in my smoke detectors a couple of weeks ago. Front Desk concierge until 2 am? Free coffee bar in the lobby…