And yet they never taught us how to fold them. #thestrugglewasreal

Last year was David Beckham so I’m pretty sure their target market is Nursing Homes

Great article!! Really, really comprehensive and good.

I totally bit on the kits in gray and navy— I felt super guilty about it at first, but all of it went directly into my constant rotation, and was so worth the splurge I got a few more pairs of leggings. The crop bras are SO good and I want one in every color (pretty much just so I can wear them as tops with everything…

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women…

Cholula? How bougey.

Yes to all peppers (except for scotch bonnet)! Scotch bonnets can get fucked.

My partner’s family are baptist (minus the foot washing, wtf?), and I won’t go to any more of their weddings. My favourite was one where the reception was a long series of speeches about how godly the couple were compared to other people. My partner and I were the only co-habitating non-married couple in attendance,…

I’m currently planning my wedding, and as the last of my friends to get married (I’ve been a VERY good sport time and time again as I have spent thousands on bachelorette parties, showers, weddings, gifts, etc) c’mon now...let me have my time to enjoy and celebrate! No need to hate on other people’s happiness! Sheesh.

“My excuse? Pizza and beer are delicious, working out sucks, and I like myself enough to not engage in constant self-punishment for the approval of others. It’s a pretty fucking great excuse. What’s your excuse for being a judgemental cock?”

This was my second response. The second being, ugh those plates

Rainn Wilson: Better Brandon than yr bullshit hippie name. OH YEAH FEEL THE BURN

If you’re looking for tales of survival, I’ll have you know that I did not have any coffee today. That’s right: I am completely caffeine-free and still conscious.

“’Age doesn’t mean inability, it can mean wisdom,’ she said.”

Excellent parenting! Conversely my 4 year old nephew is really shy but naturally just crazy-adorable and everyone always wants to hug him. His mom taught him early on that if he doesn’t like something being done to him he has every right to tell them to stop.

Remember that episode of the “West Wing” where someone tried to sue the President for an sudden and horrifying accident? To paraphrase, people “have to go somewhere” with their grief and anger over catastrophic events in their lives. Faded hope sometimes turns to anger and bitterness, and with nowhere to direct it, it…

So, the Pope has no children but is absolutely confident that kids are a joy to parents. OK. I mean, I get that he needs people to keep procreating. Can’t have his priests running out of children to abuse.

Doctoral students (and profs!) need brain breaks, too. A dear friend of mine, who is one of the smartest people I know and a professor at another university, watches all of the Real Housewives shows obsessively. We both listen to a podcast about it called Bitch Sesh - it’s done by two of the women behind Hulu’s…

I once dated a dude that used to steal boxes of hamburger makings from, I believe, Burger King. He was a loser but great in bed. We’d just fuck and eat nasty burgers all day. To this day I don’t really like hamburgers. Still like to fuck tho.

Until Gryzzl takes over.