Right. Like she could ever get a toaster. Conceited much, Grandma?

Aye it’s a common cliche. Doesn't Paper Towns sort of deconstruct it though?

But where can I talk about how tremendous Bey and Bruno Mars were tonight and how the retrospective halftime montage should’ve included Janet Jackson’s nipple? And how Bey almost fell, but caught herself cuz she SLAYS?

The beat is so good, but why the hell is Missy singing about a pep rally? WTF?!

We must run in different circles because everyone I went to high school with was paired off (probably not married) and having kids just a few years after we graduated. It’s the kids who went to college, traveled, etc. that seem to have enjoyed the past 10 years a lot more. I live in NYC now and see so many people…

I didn’t go to my ten year high school reunion because I was not invited. Which caused about 30 seconds of ‘how am I supposed to feel about this? Am I supposed to have feelings? Was the reunion themed ‘relive your high school experience?’’ and then carried on with my life.

It’s’s like Kris did an internship with the devil.

1. have resting bitch face

That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

If this whole state doesn’t go blue during the next election everyone needs to get their head examined

It is awesome! I was a volunteer coordinator in Mississippi for a year after Katrina. We had lots of universities, church groups, etc. swing through but nothing got the job done and lifted spirits like actual professionals in necessary trades. Roofers, electricians, drywallers, painters- all over the country and all…

“I had to beat a hasty retreat”

This revenge baby thing is false. Revenge is a dish best served cold and as far as I know babies must be served at 98.6 degrees.

Agreed. Though I’d be even more amused if he’d actually reconciled with them and if his willingness to get involved in this shit is due to an agreement that this is his season to be the villain.

For sure. I think it’s just super-easy to blame the partners and expect them to be able to offer a complete, accurate assessment of something I’d assume 99% of them have never seen first-hand.

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

Republicans, take note: this is not how this is supposed to work

I got engaged, y’all!!!! We’ve known for months that we we wanted to marry each other, but it wasn’t the right time to get engaged. And then, slowly, it became the right time. I knew it was coming sometime soon, and then after a trip to the zoo (My favorite place in the world) we walked through the park where he’d had…

man my dude is obsessed with it, but usually turns down plain ol’ BJ’s. i’ve been trying to get to the bottom of this phenomenon and i’ve deduced that he just wants his face sat on.

Or (serious query) is that only a thing those of us with ADD experience?