Yes! Nothing has ever made me feel more grown up than having everything I say provoke an exasperated eye roll.

What’s the point of hanging out with old people if you can’t harvest their expertise!

Never be entirely dependent on any one person or situation, ever.

This one is called the “James Frey.”

I grew up in Iowa and live in Illinois, and I’m fat, so I don’t usually put a coat on until the temp dips below like 20, I just wear one of my 41 Hawkeye hoodies.

Please let it be known that some business men in Petoskey got together to donate water to Flint. It may not be as much as Cher, and they may not be as well known, but it's nice to be reminded that Michiganders take care of their own when it matters.

There needs to be like an MTVLand where they just show replays of old Real World, Road Rules, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, etc.

Hell I’m tall and relatively slender, but I also have giant boobs and curvy hips and definitely do not benefit from that elusive “anything I wear looks elegant” condition that is, I think, I think that is the specific purview of the thin and and curveless. Height helps, but there are plenty of petite, pixie-ish girls…

I wanted to hate it, but I agree, it looked pretty fun. Still, it must be a fortune. I am in the middle of wedding planning right now, and every little “personal touch” is $$$.

A song by someone?

nuh uh...

Millennials want experiences...but millennials are broke af, so...how many millennials do they think they will actually sell this honeymoon package to, especially given that all you get is the itinerary?

Starred for “he warned me.” It’s how I know your love is beautiful even though you're an Internet stranger.

I want the experience of having $12,500, which I will then sit on like a covetous dragon and absolutely not jizz away on meeting magazine people.

i miss ‘i thee dread’ so much :(

The origins (per usual) are Black people and Black culture. One could argue that it could be applied to allies, and I would listen, but I don’t yet agree.

How bad is it that a large part of me wishes you hadn’t been an ethical person who went on a date and wrote a slice of life article and instead wishes you were a catfish who would use a photograph of Martin Shkreli’s credit card and drivers licence for nefarious purposes.

Jeb, I use to say that I loved my mom more than my dad when I was a little kid and my dad would make me clean my room or do something that I didn’t want to do. Jeb? Jeb? Is your daddy making you run for president and you don’t want to? Well just flip him off when his back is turned and then run upstairs to your room…

Maybe you should think of the interviewer as an old college professor that you really liked, or someone that you know who you really respect?