Exactly! I can be “friends” (but really: friendly) with someone I see every two years at a wedding where there’s 200 other people acting as a buffer. I can see a FB post or be on a group text and not want to gouge his eyes out but I have zero interest in catching up or getting his opinion on anything in my life. But I…

Visual hacking? Visual. Hacking. No, but every day I do mandibular hacking, where I take food and reconfigure it into energy via a manual mastication phase followed by biotic processing. It fuels my neural network and emprical interface device which I sometime use for “visual hacking”, whatever that is.

Irt “everybody has attempted yoga”: I’m not familiar with downward dog, but I am quite familiar with doggy-style. Does that count?

Emotional support, yes, in spades, but I’m not going to treat him like he’s terminal until he’s at least gone to see an expert. He will make his own dermatologist appointment. I am not his social secretary any more than he is mine.

My husband is chatting at me about his moles, and he thinks he might have a new mole, and should he get it looked at, and he can’t possibly be expected to check all his moles himself, and why am I not being more supportive of his mole concerns.

Fillers and botox have gotten very good and very subtle. I don’t mean that in a snarky way. But there isn’t a single person in Hollywood actress over 40 that hasn’t gotten a little of both these days.

Two thoughts: Matt’s trying to put the kibosh on a J.Lo/Ben reunion or

I’d wear the hell out of this dress.

Now I don’t know whether gold eyeshadow is your friend or not, but before you hate yourself too much I want to remind you there is a WORLD of difference between how someone comes across in photos and how someone looks in person. It’s something you see a lot with models. In person, even done up, I’d say 80% of them…

JEB! is going to be the republican nominee. He’s got the money, he’s got the name, he’s got the backers. He is slightly not entirely insane. He wins via the lowest bar ever.

What these people thought of you doesn’t matter in the long run. You’re new, she knows you’re new, and it sounds like she’s (rightfully) atributed most of your fuck-up to being new. So just try and show her that you’ve taken her coments to heart and do a better job next time you try and do a presentation like that.

I’m going to give the freeloader the benefit of the doubt. I often cook for my friends and one of them, a man of 40 (never married) struggles with this. He has gotten better and now he will ask what to bring, but you have to be VERY specific with him because he lacks all common sense with this type of stuff. Some…

This is SUCH a huge deal. One of my bestfriends in Gradeschool/Highschool was arrested for stealing tampons. Arrested. At 14. Poor thing. It’s so beyond humiliating, it’s downright barbaric that there is so much stigma AND indifference directed at a normal, natural process for women that it forces poor kids to get…

I find her talking less annoying than her singing. That baby voice. Trying so hard. It’s like the audial equivalent to Renee Zellweger’s face.

My engagement ring is alexandrite. It changes colour depending on the light. In natural light it’s pink. Under artificial light it’s blue. Under sodium vapour light it’s deep red. In a mixture of artificial and natural light it colour swirls.

Agreed. What a blowhard.

I’m really hoping the site is nothing but videos of Snoop and Martha Stewart getting high and crafting together. I would reload 100x a day for content updates.

Hey, some of us call it ‘grad school’.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…