Auto correct strikes again.

Err, you're making fun of people with suicidal idealization now? Emily honey, none of what this guy wrote or did is you're fault, but by sending this in to Jezebel you've exposed yourself as a heartless bitch.

Pretty sure "thinks-he's-entitled-to-everything-ism" would qualify as a personality disorder.

That goes both ways, right? If she decides she wants to accept one of those endorsements people don't get to be pissed and act like she betrayed a cause?

There is a special place in hell for any person who has ever given a parent shit for this. That's right, come at me you judgmental Jezebels!

Yeah! In an emergency who wouldn't count on a three year old to remember a ten digit number?

I've never understood why people have such attitude about them. I guess it makes for an easy joke but fuck, is it ever judgy.

When you condescend to people like this you can't really expect them to respond to you seriously, sweetie. You'll be dismissed from this point forward. Enjoy your McDonalds.

Oh look, another person of the 'why bother?' frame of mind. Go ahead and ignore the nutritional makeup of the food itself!

Haha. I don't know about you, but when I go out and by chicken breasts and bake them at home the end result is pretty fucking different from getting chicken nuggets at McDonalds. That's what I'm saying.

Hysterical. Now people are classist for not wanting to eat McDonalds?

I love this argument. Unless you're doing absolutely everything right, why bother at all?

Yeah. That's pretty annoying. A lot of people put significant time and effort in the morning though- hair, makeup etc. If it's a price a guy is willing to pay, so what? We don't usually consider it feminist to criticize women's efforts to maintain looks (her body her choice etc) so I'm hesitant to criticize men who do…

Yeek! Clearly it doesn't work for everyone. Yikes!

Am I alone in thinking this doesn't look bad at all?

If there is a silver lining to this, it's that liberals who have been disappointed in Obama are going to be reminded why they didn't vote for Romney. And hopefully, it will cement their intention to never vote GOP in the future.

I don't know enough about Christie to hate on him. But who politicians were before they campaigned for President and who they are afterwards are very different. It's unlikely any Republican candidate won't pander to the far right extremists. Plus, he's anti-marriage equality. I don't know for sure where he stands on…

I'm going to bookmark this and show it to my brother when he starts with his 'Chris Christie 2016' garbage at Thanksgiving. My brother who has two daughters. However badly the Obama presidency has gone wrong, I will never vote for these motherfuckers. The party of freedom and liberty my ass. As far as I'm concerned,…

I'm not sure she "accidentally" said anything. Sounds like she's being a very savvy political wife to me.

Maybe. But I honestly don't think most people would really notice that difference. And taste-buds really do change as you get older.