Nothing in life, nothing, is ever so good as it is when you are a child.

I thought Miley fucking loved the 90s? Get your story straight, "homie."

Ok, but what exactly does that mean in practice?

If that's the case that it was hella smart on her part. Now she has even tighter control over when, where, and how her family is photographed and thus portrayed in the media. Savvy indeed.

But isn't it specifically about when their kids are involved? It doesn't cover the actions of paparazzi harassing/stalking/taking pics of the celebs/politicians/officers/judges themselves.

It will be interesting to see how this plays out. Sometimes you see video of paparazzi literally surrounding celebs with their kids, and it does strike me as dangerous. Like, they're just trying to get into their car but the paparazzi won't get out of the way- and if they're carrying their kid and being blinded by…

Thank goodness, someone here actually got the point of the article.

Pretty sure we already have a colorism problem in the US anyway.

You're saying wearing a dress that doesn't fit on your boobs makes you look like someone with bad boobs.

And to my original point, you started out saying you can talk about clothes without talking about bodies, and then you went on to talk about bodies! So... yeah.

You're still saying certain boobs are bad boobs.

I repeat: Regardless, do you really not see where I'm coming from about 'pancake boobs' as a term? Why can't you just admit that using the term 'pancake boobs' is not body positive?

That could actually be a match made in heaven. You should email him, could be worth $1500!

The dress just doesn't look super tight to me, so I really don't get where you're seeing that. I think it actually is just her body, which is why your comment rubs me the wrong way. Regardless, do you really not see where I'm coming from about 'pancake boobs' as a term? We're not all blessed with beautiful, firm…

You don't care what her boobs look like under her dress so long as they don't look like pancakes, you mean. Because that would be bad.

But you're still making judgement calls about bodies. Using a term like 'pancake boobs' implies there is a right way and a wrong way for boobs to look. And you don't know what her boobs actually look like under that dress.

Sorry, but that still seems like a contradiction to me.

Erm, did you read what you just wrote? "...no need to even mention bodies... pancake boobs..."

So, basically he'd like to pick a girlfriend from the J Crew catalog. Anyone have a J Crew catalog of friends this guy can pick a wife from? A girl who won't mind being constantly compared to his ex-girlfriend of 11 years? Black girls not included, naturally.

The trailer for it looked awful, didn't it? I had really low expectations for it too. But a made a couple friends watch it and they enjoyed it as well, so I'm hopeful. We need more quality sitcoms now that 30 Rock is gone, and Parks and Rec might end soon too.