They’re ready.

Let’s be clear. A threesome with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally would be the BEST threesome.

She’s not exactly the type for Fox News:

These things are done for mutual benefit of the government, the NFL, and the ownership/ruling class. Professional sports in the USA now serves much the same purposes as the games in the ancient Roman empire. Thousands of years go by and nothing really changes, man remains the same.

I'm sorry but this is the greatest story ever. So good that I even deigned to post my first ever reply to Jezebel. Maybe it is because life is a pit of despair running in a hamster wheel trying to make a buck that I am ever so joyed at the prospect of that Lady Panda saying "F Off, I'm the HBIC and I'm gonna get…

Well, I'm a fat woman of a certain age (never had kids), but I have been known late at night at the grocery store> <after midnight at a 24 hr store>, to park in the stork parking places and do the pregnancy waddle into the grocery store.

This whole things makes me so sad. He was a person who did much for charities. Was by all accounts a good father, a nice person. And he died, very unexpectedly and sadly, by his own hand. And his death has really brought out some of the ugliest behavior by people. Everyone I know (and yes, I'm lucky) is using this…

Whoa that makes things weird for Johnson.

"Two women walk into a bar, and talk about the Bechdel test."

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

This is absolutely true. I was part of a company that was acquired in the late '90s/early '00s by IBM, and all the leadership came in at the executive level. A few months after we got there, we went to our first huge meeting for IBM's NA executives, and the keynote speaker was Ginni Rommetti — at the time, she was…

IBM is a terrible company. I grew up in a town with an IBM office compound. One of my friend's mother's was fired after the birth of her third child. She fell and broke her knee cap towards the end of her maternity leave and had to start disability leave immediately after her maternity leave had ended. They assumed…

IBM, or at least IBM Canada in my experience, is pretty much exclusively a logistics and HR company now, everything else is contracted out to the lowest bidder. They secure large contracts, and subcontract out portions of it to competing IT companies. Company A moves the computers onto site, Company B supplies the…

Why are we so certain they were actually executives? I highly doubt they were. It doesn't make their comments less disgusting, of course.

According to friends who previously worked there, employees of all genders and ages have been fleeing IBM "like rats from a sinking ship". It's shitty to get passed over for a job because some dude thinks you might pop out a kid and that would be a horrid inconvenience. I myself have considered wiggling off my…

I am so sorry, Booty. But your opening sentence is brilliant and made me LOL. They have no idea what they missed out on, obviously.

I must link to this song by Southpaw Jones.