@Hooray4Zoidberg: I believe the lasers has to be focused on a certain point, if it misses, then anything closer or farther would be out of focus and therefore not destroying stuff.

It took a while to take down that plane, what if there were 30 planes?

@Grive: Yeah i agree. My initial reaction to the iPhone conference was positive and happy. Now i'm like ehhh i don't know. And realistically, i have the phone and even with its flaws, i'm keeping it. i already paid for a bumper, so when i inevitably drop it i won't shatter it. i have a microcell for service at…

@Grive: Yup. I scratch my previous stance and agree with avengers now.

@cPol: Why would you imply i only had one hangover?

@Grive: haha awesome. taking my snark aside too, i read an article linked from daringfireball about how apple SEEMED to be telling everyone how everyone "loses bars" when in reality they didn't show any actually dBm measurements. Maybe they were catering to the ignorant masses, but still i think its a heavy dose of…

@MercerCh00x: Yeah i said that during a massive hangover. My bad.

@JohnnyricoMC: Hey instead of fighting with me more, check out the article i saw on DaringFireball. It makes the obvious point that i never realized that Apple went on to talk about "bars" as a unit of measure, instead of using you know, an actual measure in dBm. Maybe i was jaded and not thinking right, but now i…

@JohnnyricoMC: Maybe all their engineers didn't think of that yet. Its such a simple solution but it will take months for their best engineers to realize what your extensive research came up with. "just coat the things".

@Lightbourn: Wow. No class whatsoever. Good luck earning your star berating half of our species.

@cPol: You restored your phone to factory settings to get a bumper? Are you sure you really understand the situation here?

@cPol: Return it then.

@Grive: Oh of course. I'm just grateful we all have you here to let us in on the truth.

@cPol: I call bullshit on this. I think there are tons of people just dropping comments to get attention. You've gone through 3 or 4 phones with a reception issue? Funny, because Apple isn't replacing phones if you claim there's a reception issue.

@snitch: I only know 3 besides myself, an no one is having an issue. It's so unreal that people are so up in arms about a non-issue.

@ysying: So you are saying you can not use data or voice on your phone at all? See my phone drops a bar if i hold it that way, you must have a defective unit if you cannot use data or voice. Why would you even keep your phone if you can't do anything with it?

@avengers93: You are complaining for the sake of complaining. Why did you even bother watching the conference. "Oh they said something to make me not angry at them, must be lying."

@JohnnyricoMC: They did say they can't change physics. So if they don't find a way around it, will you be disappointed? Maybe you are expecting a little bit too much perfection from a company that is only made up of people like you and me.

@KernelPanic: I'm pretty sure no one had said anything to the contrary. Apple said it only changes how they display bars. What do you mean it drops calls at a different percentage? Do you really think the iPhone drops calls intentionally? That's just ridiculous.

@xxnike629xx: After a press conference from apple and every tech site chiming in with their opinions, good thing we have you here to tell us the [sarcastic emphasis] REAL story.