Oh look! The Germans have a vehicle slightly more idiotic than GM’s Hummer EV.

“The Lane Motor Museum is planning to breath new life into its latest acquisition”

Looks like it scoops up pedestrians and grinds them into a nice meatloaf.

Sir Vival paired with Aurora would make a great sci-fi killer B.

Came for this Satisfied

I suppose the front end shaped like the mouth of a basking shark or baleen whale is so that the car can absorb oncoming hazards by swallowing them.

I think I’d rather drive the 1957 Aurora Safety Car

Hi!  Long time, no see!  :D

Get ready for our next installment; the shock-destroyer 5000

Will probably try to pay him in American Airlines points

Where tf is the rest of this piece? Is there a word limit for articles now? The “journalism” limit is clearly in full effect.

Now this is a speed bump.

Yeah...I can see why that is age restricted.

They will probably be paying extra for the ///M badge. In Europe, the M1000RR costs almost twice as much as a Hayabusa, but it also has 20hp more and weighs 70kg less. The BMW will easily outperform the Hayabusa, but it is not really the best choice of comparison, since the Hayabusa is quite old and not designed with…

No, it is fake stuff. It is really just reconstituted typo juice.

We are coming back with teeth and a backbone!

“Protesting” a.k.a. driving around being astroturf incarnate is better than going back to dealing with brokers and getting loads from one place to another. Basically, they don’t wanna work because grifting is easier.

Is... Is that why they’re called “pick-up trucks”?

Actual headline for a conservative newspaper column in the UK:

Since it’s Texas, it’s a question.