How is this news? Next will we find out he’s in a dad band, or that when he goes out to the garage, he just looks at porn on his phone and sighs?

yep, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Davey Allison . . .    :(

Schmitz dies at 51 while scum like Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell live to Crypt Keeper ages.

Billy Joel was right.

That’s supposed to be Rudolf Carraciolas Karussell. I’d go for Schmitz Flugplatz though; it’d be appropriate. 

Where did I go wrong?

Or a helicopter, Colin McRrae, Kobi Bryant, and more.

Best reaction I’ve read so far: “Sabine Schmitz isn’t gone, she’s just one lap ahead.”

Easiest person in the world to have a celebrity crush on.

Her energy was infectious. You watch the pure joy radiating from her behind the wheel and it makes you want to give everything up and become a race car driver, because being a race car driver is clearly the most fun any human being can have.

For the gents out there, get your PSA level checked regularly. I am on the recovery side of surgery to remove that offending C laden organ. I watched my dad get ravaged by it. For the non-gents with gentlemen friends, remind them to get their PSA level checked regularly.

More than 15 items in the express checkout, too, I’d bet.

Don’t forget to stance it.

Perfect car for my next LS swap.

Question : “What part of you YOU thought ‘Jalop readers need my personal, biased summary of my fuck up + zero insight about the bike?”

You must be like the man who tried to sue me for the loss in resale value of his Mercedes and psychological injury due to seeing the injuries he caused, because he had drank 2 liters of wine and ran a stop sign at over 45 mph. He also claimed that I should have junked my 1971 VW camper and bought a safer car vehicle,…

You know, not every stupid thought in your fucking head has to be put out there for the world to see, asshat.

My kids are all grown how. Miss Diaper Destroyer is a college kid now. If you really want to get over germophobia, get into animal rescue. Every rescue dog requires analysis of what comes out to determine what medication needs to go in. We have no carpeting where the dogs are. Not even in the van (which was new back…

What you see there is fear.  Fear that they are wrong and you are right.  Because the one thing the fearful man loves ... is company.

Sun: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS