The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

He’s A Dim Son...

Yes - absolutely. The field manual for stadium security clearly states that when using a standard Wishbone Leg Parade Carry to escort drunken patrons out of the facility, a right cross is the most effective means of counteracting any flailing of the patron’s torso or upper extremities.

True, but the Redskins have won 4 straight Monday Night games if there’s an interim Secretary of House and Human Services.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Figured this game was over in the 3rd inning....I thought “no way the Indians blow a 3-1 lead”

This shit right here is so fucking stupid. If you think racism is dead, police across the country do a fantastic job and definitely don’t target people, or that voter suppression is an issue we still face today, then you’re a white supremacist. Not because you necessarily believe the white race is superior, but…

There’s no excuse for him, he really should know better....

To be honest, the cops probably can explain why they handcuffed/detained Bennett.

What is McMahill saying in that last quote? He wants Michael Bennett to tell the police why they detained him?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Half? You must be new here.

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

Because you’re in the half they don’t want. Go away.

dumber

Are Warriors fans capable of watching the warriors lose and not think it was the ref’s fault? You do realize the Warriors shot 5 more FTs, right?

As a Clevelander, I can say all of us have accidentally snap chatted our own dick to the free world. You really owned us there Draymond

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

Damn good to have you back, Jeb.

Dude - no need to insult fucking idiots by lumping them in with Mr. Whitelash there.