this is Chang’s “racist detector” from Community x 10

He has been loyal to those pops for a long time.  Admirable.

“all the fault”--seems like there is a lot of fault to go around and placing it isn’t inherently racist...I know you’re not like a gag account but sometimes it comes a little close.  You of all people should understand that there is no reason to clear people of guilt to make them feel better.  Guess whose fault it was…

Aaron Paul put in years of work before BB, he was never in it for the one-and-done. Among other things he was a street hood who was being held out above an overhang in the trailer for Birds of Prey when it first premiered a million years ago...and wasn’t he in Van Wilder for three seconds?  Different from getting that…

People immediately pointed out Trump was a moron without being disappeared or ending up in a Bodyworlds exhibition

I don’t agree with a view that cynical, even the US under Trump isn’t as shitty as Russia. Things are not all other things.

If I blame Russia and China for being assholes with spying totalitarian governments who cost millions of lives and stop global progress in its tracks...I’m being racist because the Chinese are not white?

You know...when you explain the dumb joke it makes it even less mildly amusing.

So you are referring to accidentally dogwhistling? I mean people can fuck up and play into the hands of their enemies, become pawns, etcetera, but that’s not exactly dogwhistling, it’s like puppet-whistling or something, I dunno. You aren’t describing dogwhistling, and there is really no argument that I am…

It just isn’t. You’re incorrect. I don’t approve of eating wild animals, or keeping them in wet markets, or eating animals at all, and I don’t care if it’s done in China or wherever, this case happens to be in China

It sounds like you can’t grasp the concept of when somebody ISN’T dogwhistling

Criticizing all of China as a country is not racist. If I can say “America is stupid, England is stupid, China is stupid, Ethiopia is stupid” and there is a debate over whether some of those statements are racist then my damn head will never stop shaking. “Americans are dumb and lazy, the English are dumb and lazy,…

Like the other guy...can you not read?

Can you not fucking read?

locals don’t eat shark fin soup?

I’m not sure you really read my comment, I blame everybody.

then why in the 90s was every teenage girl’s AIM name “Moonshadow”?

it’s a joke about being a misanthrope, I don’t know how to tell you this but not everybody is entirely serious about everything they say on the internet.

Hold on to the bats
Hold on to the misery
If only I could giiiive you blood

It’s worth it to see the original, tours can be fine but the sets and chorus work can’t compare. Not to mention that some of the shows now have rain, have multiple turntables, etc. etc.  In any case you should get to the Chicago Shakespeare Theater at some point, the productions are 50/50 but the production values are…