Benefit Cupboardlatch.

At the risk of lowering the tone of this debate (who am I kidding, that's my favourite thing to do) - I've never seen this programme but that Pablo bloke could gettttt itttt. Maybe only the once though, because I have a suspicion that anyone who agrees to be involved with one of these 'reality' (ha) programmes likely…

My Halloween go-to is skeleton, but I'll have to lose a *lot* of weight before I can convince as a sexy version.

His show Kingdom is legitimately good. It's sort of like Friday Night Lights - a bit soapy, but interesting characters and it's filmed on hand-held cameras so it's not unrealistically polished. Also, I don't hate that both Matt Lauria and Jonathan Tucker are in it. Often shirtless.

I'll go and see this purely to hear the full symphony orchestra recording. Sondheim writes such glorious music and you rarely get to hear it arranged for something other than a pit band. I mean, Sweeney Todd wasn't perfect, but I practically had an orgasm during the overture and I just basked in the glow of that for…

Oh, Frankie. King of my heart.

"We don't bassoon in my house any more." - LOLOLOLOLOLLLL this is greatest ever.

Fun fact: I once met Sting in a swimming pool.

Can we talk about how amazing Shane West's Twitter profile pic is? He looks like he's auditioning for the remake of A Clockwork Orange. Or maybe the porn parody? Ugh, I wish; I was so in love with him when he was on ER.

I love to run outside. Great way to see the world and to treat exercise as a reward rather than a punishment. Consuming food isn't a crime you have to atone for.

I like that AMD Studios insisted on having their logo at top left. "Sorry guys, if we're going to make you an amazing ad for the low, low price of your entire savings and dignity, viewers must be in no doubt as to who created the masterpiece in question. That's a dealbreaker."

Nooooo, is Michael Fassbender an abuser?? GAH. Now I'm going to need a new go-to fantasy. Suggestions?

Every year I swear I'm not going back to this on-again-off-again relationship. I know The Newsroom is bad for me - we fight all the time and generally make each other worse people. But goddamnit, the make-up sex is just the greatest. I would rather hate-fuck this show than make love to anything on NBC. So sue me.

They could have at least gone with Mark Strong who, despite being English (Italian/Austrian descent), is a bit ethnically ambiguous. He's also preposterously handsome, but I swear that's not a factor in my... sorry, I got distracted by this photo:

That is both hilarious and accurate. He always does that thing of smooshing up his face, looking like he's about to yell and then just whispering something really forcefully. ACTING.

He's really testing the limits of the 'no shirt' part of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service.'

This song includes the line: "Sometimes when you go outside you find that someone's set your bike on fire/That actually happened to me recently/How would you set my - Why would you set my fucking bike on fire?/And it was raining/Oo-ooh, Dublin."

I honestly feel for Anne. Really. I heard Anna Kendrick on Marc Maron's podcast and she was talking about how a couple of 'fans' (aka. creepsters) managed to get her home address and sent her birthday presents. Then she just sort of casually chucked in 'yeah, one time I had to hire someone to look into this guy…

Me, my parents and brother were shocked when my extremely mild-mannered, kind cousin turned up to his wedding with the loudest, crassest, tannest woman I've ever met - with her entire extended Irish family in tow. My eccentric but mostly harmless relatives were outnumbered at least three to one. Her side of the family…