Maybe we can convince Zelda Williams to have "RETURN OF GANON" on her gravestone. It would be close enough.

Sorry, I suck too much to even consider sullying his name that way.

After I beat the main game, first thing I'm going to do is speedrun to Ganon as early as possible. I'm told there's a different ending for doing that.

Imagine getting killed because the thunder wanted a closeup of your upswing.

It's all those ruined manmade structures you'll find within minutes of heading in any random direction from any point in the map that makes the world feel alive and purposeful for me. More than any big natural landmark, the fact that there's so many of these stone ruins that look distinct from each other show me this…

I was mildly upset that I had to be the one to make the connection to the first game and there isn't anything particularly secret inside it.

When you get to the eastmost penninsula in Akkala, you can just run past every enemy on the way to the shrine in the middle of it.

Using a Bokoblin's own bat to score a home run with their bodies from a cliff will never not be satisfying.

It's the ragdolling they do after getting blown up that sells how strong they are to me. Nintendo really loves that Havok engine.

I feel aggrieved when I manage to cook up something that restores 10 hearts or more when I don't even have half that many heart containers. It's such a waste for me to use them, so I just sell it and try again.

A few Ancient Arrows will do them in. Just one will blow up the half-buried ones. Pity that they're so hard to come by though.

Better yet, you probably have a half dozen spears on you at any given time and the ability to throw them.

The need to constantly drop equipment when you find something good in a chest because you're full on inferior weapons is the Water Temple of this game.

Bombs are concussive, not ballistic. You'll still need to provide a heat source.

Well, Switch only has one moving part and it isn't the storage mechanism, so..

The skeletons bow to you when they approach you too. "Skeletal soldiers at my command," I said to myself in contained excitement when it just happened out of nowhere, because I didn't expect the undead to defer to me too. It's like something out of the Bible.

The real question is who on earth would want to play Skyrim on Switch now that this is out.

I still want "RETURN OF GANON" on my gravestone.

I just brute-forced my way around the long path the thorns force you to take by cooking up stamina elixirs and using them as needed. Many solutions, indeed.

It made sense to me because when you want to go faster, you push the stick more. It's like pressing harder on the buttons on a TV remote because it didn't work when you pressed it lightly.