Why is a shar-pei wearing an ICE flak vest in that top photo?

This kind of name.

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

People really need to use the word semiannual. Biannual causes way too much confusion.

I spent more time than I should’ve looking for this

Well the First Lady’s office is empty

Edit: Didn’t realize the malibu was still in front. Thought it was the Grand Am because of the resolution.

Obviously, brake checking someone at that speed is ridiculously unsafe and a major asshole move in any case. But still, I don’t see how it’s the brake-checkers direct fault here. Surely he caused her to be more…

That kid is such a dramaderi queen

What I don’t understand is how he’s down with the guys who would most happily lock minor drug offenders such as himself up for life. Like, I don’t get that.

I cooked for a group of my friends several years ago

except for the place where the eight-year-old tipped over the salt spreader and dumped a bunch of salt right there in the middle of the driveway.

My daughter’s still a toddler, but I can’t wait for her to get a little bit older so I can patiently explain to her that everything she hates builds character, just like Calvin’s dad.

The cop gave you money? Weird.

Well it does say acid... Unless the article really means “corrosive substance of undetermined pH,” in which case nothing.

Worst ending ever...

Nonsense is one word, 45.

Fusion (TV channel)

Which is exactly what I said

And even though you’re unlikely to be sent to a gulag for installing Ooniprobe, pinging WhitePower.com has definitely landed me on some sort of watchlist.

don’t need bolt cutters, just unthread the quicklink attaching the chain to the discoball...