I NEED CAITY AND RICH TO GO TO THE AMERICAN GIRLS RESTAURANT AND INTERVIEW COLLECTORS ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS ON THIS.

pita, therefore you are.

Pita, I think.

I’m a professor, and after some truly ridiculous emails from students last semester, I’ve made some explicit email rules in the syllabus this time:

This is fun. Donald Trump could be

Blais and those fucking outfits

He’s fucking everywhere and he’s insufferable. He wears his stupid boating kind of clothes, with his stupid sperrys. I hate his stupid face.

He judges Guy’s Grocery Games... If that doesn’t scream “kill me” I don’t know what does.

the Greatest Teen TV Show Ever

I am definitely pro-Minogue in this situation, but I’m not all about her. I think Kylie is a stupid name.

What a mean thing to say. I’m almost ashamed at how much I laughed at this.

I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

My disgusting feet? Great way to sell products. *middle finger salute*

My disgusting feet? Great way to sell products. *middle finger salute*

In Hyborian lands, the most delicate labia of an unbred cow are served upon small rolls of bread. These “Vagina Sliders” are offered only to the most discerning palates.

I love David Byrne, but I have an embarrassing confession. He mocked my disability.

What next?

Wow they even predicted an Omarosa character- uncanny.

I just want you to know that I appreciate your Butthole Surfers-inspired user name. 😜

And most pre packaged cold cuts are now prepared with an anti-listeria wash. The bigger concern is delis or shops that slice and don’t clean after every order.