Wow they even predicted an Omarosa character- uncanny.

I just want you to know that I appreciate your Butthole Surfers-inspired user name. 😜

And most pre packaged cold cuts are now prepared with an anti-listeria wash. The bigger concern is delis or shops that slice and don’t clean after every order.

Thanks. Happy New Year :)

I was just reading about how there were some 150,000 elective abortions in Europe after Chernobyl, from Greece to Scandinavia, and that in many cases the radiation levels recorded in those countries were minute, far less than what had been feared. It’s such a personal decision, so I don’t blame anyone for erring on…

Preach. After paying attention to reported listeria outbreaks for the past two years I feel 100% comfortable eating cheese and lunch meat whenever I want. Also coffee and, gasp, a half a glass of wine occasionally. Oh, and I also go in the hot tub sometimes.

They have weird knees even without proportion adjustments.

“You’re already going to jail.”

I believe that’s his Reddit Name

I get it, and I’m childfree too. But it’s not a good analogy considering we are biologically programmed to want to do the thing that can, despite precautions, result in the boat. A boat doesn’t just happen because your pills failed for some reason and whoops, turns out your state has essentially made getting rid of a…

Geekboys sister and her husband are barely paying bills, he’s 39 and she’s 40, they have an adorable 1st grader who’s a delight and finally in school full time. She’s had employment security issues for the last few years, her husband works HVAC which is manual hard work for hours. They are trying for a 2nd....they…

Well, another huge problem with this kind of thinking is that, if only the wealthy can afford to have children, then we have even more Trump spawn running the world. It’s imperative that we make raising children a social good that everyone shares. Also, let’s hope that robot doesn’t glitch out when it’s changing your…

This is a reasonable take in some ways. I can see the appeal. But having children isn’t buying a boat. It’s not some frivolous luxury, access to which should rightfully be limited to those who can afford it. Having and bringing up children is more like a right for individuals and a necessity for any society and…

It kills me that Henry Winkler did that commercial.

No no no no no! This HAS to happen! C’mon Netflix. Fuck Fuller House. And with SMG on board? All 30 somethings want to see this happen!!!

Ah yes, the good old days.

UNLESS WE STOP IT NOW! BEFORE IT CAN RESURRECT!

Fuck her and her three small children.

Yup. A real dude who left piles of gold in little girls’ socks to use as dowrys, so they wouldn’t become prostitutes.

Plus, hello, I fucking AM Santa Claus. My kid doesn’t know it, but it’s true. That’s why it’s so funny when we play and she’s all like “You be Santa Claus” and I’m like “OKAY THAT’S A HARD ONE.”