You just know Trump is going to use this same kind of reasoning when figure out how he can destroy the Arctic. lol “Well, he shouldn’t have been up there.” lol

Yep. And he wouldn’t do certain kissing scenes - like, how graphic could a kiss on Growing Pains be?

In my office we still use rustic old fashioned elevators crafted from one hundred percent leather. There’s a bit of a smell issue on hot days, but you can’t beat that classic charm.

The worst are the pigeons.

Hot take alert:

Someone in a developing nation could also use the plastic explosives.

Nope, it is more like a placket. Like when the buttons button underneath it.

I once had to shit while at a bar but decided against it when I went into the TINY bathroom and there was an attendant. This is how I ended up having to shit into an empty cookie box I found in the back seat in my car while driving.

I’ve never had to deal with them until I was in Mexico City for a friend’s wedding. I came into plenty of contact with the water on my trip and damn near went bankrupt from all of my trips to the toilet.

I don’t think it’s necessary to snub them but I typically give a quick head nod and press on. It seems to be the most effective way of saying “I see you, please don’t talk to me.”

There is one airport I’ve been to a few times (maybe Charleston?) that has attendants in every. single. bathroom. Like, I’m 3/4 through a 20-hour trip. I need to do things that I do not need an audience for. And I’m not even carrying any American currency. Ugh, I hate that airport for that reason.

They can fuck right off with that noise.

Snake: Bye!

I’d be OK with banning trilbys.

Burqwetsuit

A game should can’t never end on a penalty from the team who is currently winning.

Yeah, I don’t understand how “Chuckin’” evolved into “Chunkin”. Yes, it rhymes better, but it no longer describes what you’re watching.

The term “chunkin” bugs the hell out of me. The last thing you want to do is reduce your pumpkin to chunks.

I hope everyone is ok and has a speedy recovery. Having said that, the term “hard helmet” bugs the hell out of me for some reason. Hard hat or a helmet. Pick one!

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars are, ya?”