the famous gravel garden paths of Sicily (is this something? I’ve never left midtown Manhattan)

Chromatics Make a Song Worthy of Twin Peaks, and More in the Week’s New Music

Bathroom Bill sounds like a Garbage Pail Kid.

While an ordinary uterus can usually be slipped out whole through the vagina

To be fair, her graduation invite didn’t include a +1.

While he normally plays through these games with all of his senses

Never. Play. Online. Games.

I thought Beckinsale was in werewolf movies, not vampire movies.

I don’t know if Selina Meyer is an idiot, necessarily, but someone who only knows how to be a politician, and lives, just going through the motions of being politic-y, because that’s all she has.

When asked what the weirdest thing she saw Joaquin Phoenix while filming Walk the Line...

Beach, please.

Why are you capitalizing those drugs?

nm

“If I hung out with the Chainsmokers, then they would think I was cool,”

She also had an large YouTube following

Taiwan is relatively liberal

Do you pee ON your hands? If no, there’s no good reason to wash them after urinating. Your penis is no more dirty than any other part of your body - probably less so, since I assume you keep it wrapped up under your clothing and not exposed to the dirty world around you.

No one ever got anywhere in life by replying to month-old, long-dead threads.

Chewing gum is about consuming oneself with inward-focused tasks. The gum is for me, I’m chewing it, chew, chew, chew.

Chelsea Handler Thinks Melania Trump Should Divorce Him and Spill the Tea