theeverpresent-football-player-rapist
The ever-present football-player rapist
theeverpresent-football-player-rapist

Coal consists of big chunks of carbon. We want to burn it and ... not release carbon?

What with the digital stubbiness, it’s an easy mistake.

I get your point, but the headline’s still factually incorrect.

“I stayed in my seat just like a lot of role models that I have looked up to stayed in their seats. I mean, you have to stand up for what you believe in.”

I imagine the risk of catastrophic failure would be significantly less had they been doing the demolition by hand, and not with a clumsy excavator arm.

A request for yearbooks from South Caldwell High was similarly fruitless (the school said it did not keep yearbooks)

That is a picture of small (ie, regular) Mario, not Super Mario.

In that language, sure. I’ve never heard a parent describe his or her child as wealthy.

Oh...kay. I had never, ever, heard a parent talk about his or her own wealth in terms of “my child is(n’t) wealthy.” Queer turn of phrase, I suppose.

Do not call a black man “bro.”

Plutonium, on the other hand, is manmade and doesn’t naturally occur like uranium.

A “typo” that omits two entire letters and inverts the order of another two? That’s more on the order of “stroke.”

My 7 year old

That “wooshing” sound you hear is my comment going straight over your head.

Bull has been on the air for a season or 2.

Both?

The original franchise brought in $1.2-billion worldwide

and that hair extensions, “tend to be very expensive.”

on a date to be determined after Memorial Day

Take it out of your checking account.