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the wide range of tasks that, say, a typical MacBook would handle.

one-in-three residents

Where is the humour in humiliating slaughtered animals?

how insanely successful Bravo’s website has been

Kansas secretary of state Kris W. Kobach

Why did you make “FPS” possessive?

As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke

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Sam Taylor Johnson—the man who directed Fifty Shades of Grey

Less Miley, more Melissa:

That’s not funny. She may have Marfan.

Double tofuburger!

Klonopin ... and Adderall

fake Famicom games.

What can you do? Sometimes you hear a funny joke and you laugh too hard.

The person who was the primary and sole cause

Should’ve taken the zamboni, kids.

Fewer guns, more RPGs.