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The ever-present football-player rapist
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I think you can tell.

Corinthians 2: Electric Boogaloo

I’m not sure what expletive Sophie did say, but it’s clearly more than two syllables.

Well there’s your problem. A turn signal indicates your intent. Nothing more.

Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about, but those aren’t phones in the photo. Just look at the big, ugly, coily wires. Everyone knows phones are wireless.

Geragos law firm

So why did Bethesda force reviewers to blaze through the game as quickly as possible?

folding clothes in a backpack almost never works

Are you suggesting that there are the “correct” Asian nations, and the “wrong” Asian nations? And if you’re from the wrong ones, you’re not really capital-A Asian?

2 Op-Eds

Why does that matter? Just keep your distance and don’t crash into any trucks.

More and more customers want to rent SUVs instead of the dinky cars usually associated with rental fleets

it’s people on i70 not letting you over to the exit lane

Did anyone say it was?

I mean - fire him - that’s one thing.

You should lose your license on the spot for using a phone while driving.

Other than it looks like he’s marrying his daughter?

an alarming photo of his wife and her bridesmaids brandishing rifles

she is “on the road trying to find solutions to opioid abuse.”

Top celebrities included ... Lindsay Lohan... Scott Disick