To be fair, her graduation invite didn’t include a +1.

While he normally plays through these games with all of his senses

Never. Play. Online. Games.

I thought Beckinsale was in werewolf movies, not vampire movies.

I don’t know if Selina Meyer is an idiot, necessarily, but someone who only knows how to be a politician, and lives, just going through the motions of being politic-y, because that’s all she has.

When asked what the weirdest thing she saw Joaquin Phoenix while filming Walk the Line...

We’re talking about two different things here:

Beach, please.

Why are you capitalizing those drugs?

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“If I hung out with the Chainsmokers, then they would think I was cool,”

She also had an large YouTube following

Taiwan is relatively liberal

A $300 RC car should really include a physical controller, or at least offer one as an accessory. Ultimate Lightning McQueen’s unique touchscreen controls are a pain.

Do you pee ON your hands? If no, there’s no good reason to wash them after urinating. Your penis is no more dirty than any other part of your body - probably less so, since I assume you keep it wrapped up under your clothing and not exposed to the dirty world around you.

Thanks for beating me to asking.

No one ever got anywhere in life by replying to month-old, long-dead threads.

“We’re going to give you less money,” != “By Taking Their Money”

Chewing gum is about consuming oneself with inward-focused tasks. The gum is for me, I’m chewing it, chew, chew, chew.

Chelsea Handler Thinks Melania Trump Should Divorce Him and Spill the Tea